Lightsabers and chips

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Title: Evening Dress (sequel to A Soldier’s Life Is Terribly Hard)
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: c.3400 words
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: n/a
Warnings: Sex in a castle. Graphic. A little bit of power play but not really.

Disclaimer: The Holmes characters fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only.

Summary: In A Soldier’s Life Is Terribly Hard the boys discovered that they have a mutual, um, fondness for one another in formal dress. When Mycroft requests help with a case in a stately home the inevitable occurs.
Crossposted to: 221b_slash, johnsherlock, dispatch_box, sherlockbbc, cox_and_co
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AN: Again, blame irisbleufic. She had thirty minutes left to meet a challenge deadline and I said if she could do it I’d write her more porn. I need to stop saying stuff like that to her.

This is also dedicated to everyone who read John’s little fantasy moment in the original fic and responded with “ZOMG now you must write this!”. Love to you all.

(For the record if irisbleufic places in said challenge I am beholden to write the DPM bit too.)



( Evening Dress )

thegameison_sh Cycle Three, Challenge One

Title: Salutis Auctor Optime
Character/Pairing: Ensemble
Genre: Angst
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a

Disclaimer: The Holmes characters fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only.

Prompt:Spring
Beta: rabidsamfan



( Salutis Auctor Optime )

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Authors: gayalondiel and rabidsamfan
Title: Lieder ohne Worte
Chapter: 1/10
Character: Sherlock, John
Genre: hurt, angst, later there will be some drama.
Length: ~3,500 (this chapter)
Rating: PG for discussion of injury and possible intense situations later.
Spoilers: Follows directly from GREA
Warnings: Discussion of traumatic brain injury, hospitalisation and recovery process.

Disclaimer: The Holmes characters fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only.

Summary: Sherlock might have escaped the explosion at the pool with minor injuries, but John cannot say the same.
AN: crossposted to sherlockbbc, watsons_woes


Lieder ohne Worte

He awoke to darkness.

There were shadows in the darkness, lights that seemed to flash on and off, tinging the grey with red, and reverting to black. He heard sounds, possibly murmuring voices, but he could not make out the words. Something hissed, and there was a high-pitched noise, and the pressure of sound around him was too much, too hard. It burnt against his skin and caused him pain that he could not express without moving, and that seemed to be beyond him somehow. He struggled for words to describe his situation and first came a name, John - him, it must be - and then the echo of a bright light and terrible heat and sound, god, sound that tore through him like a shockwave, and mixed in with that were thoughts of sand and sunlight and piercing pain. There was something else, someone else, he could not place but he knew he should. He knew he was John, and he knew there were such things as light and sound and pain.

And he knew that something was terribly, terribly wrong.

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Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Title: A soldier's life is terribly hard
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length: c.2000 words
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut. Unashamed smut.
Spoilers: n/a
Warnings: Outdoor sex.

Disclaimer: The Holmes characters fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only.

Summary: Sherlock, John, a nice day and locale in London once infamous for trysts of a certain variety. Smut with a hint of military kink.

Sequel: Evening Dress

AN: I mentioned to irisbleufic that my brain was getting frazzled with fic and I should just write some porn to clear the air. She immediately requested St James’s Park. (While I was writing my own predilection for military trappings came into play slightly).

At this point xitheta offered to give me a beta, for which I am deeply hugely grateful. Unfortunately that was about half an hour before my most recent BSOD and I had a complete panic and shut everything down. What a horribly rude thing to do to someone. I am so sorry. rabidsamfan proceeded to talk me off the ledge and distract me with shiny things, and has helped me polish the final draft. Here it is.



( A soldier's life is terribly hard )

There was a request on shwatchalongs for some icons from "The Six Napoleons" so I started playing with the GIMP... and I didn't stop for a little bit. Have some icons!

Comments/credits are love

Fandoms:
The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy (BBC TV)
Sherlock Holmes multiverse
Sherlock Holmes (Granada)
Sherlock (BBC)

( H2G2 (BBC TV) )

( Multiverse Holmes )

( The Return of Sherlock Holmes (Granada) )

( Sherlock (BBC) )

Crossposted to 221b_bakerst, holmesicons, sherlockbbc, sherlockicons, ursaminorbeta, gayas_world

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC), Danger Mouse
Title: Sidekick
Character/Pairing: John Watson, Ernest Penfold
Length: c.2000
Rating: G
Genre: Crack. Crack crack crack crack crack. Fluff. Crossover.
Warnings: I have nothing to declare but my insanity.

Disclaimer: The Holmes characters fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. Danger Mouse was created by Brian Cosgrove and Mark Hall for Thames Television. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only. Also Douglas Adams wrote a couple of the sentences.
Summary: John discovers that he and Sherlock are not the only crime-fighting duo on Baker Street.
A/N: Crack. Crack crack crack crack crack crackity crack. Also, this is a present for rabidsamfan. Unbeta’d because... well, look at it.



( Sidekick )

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Title: Resolution
Character/Pairing: Sherlock/John
Episode: After "A Study in Pink"
Length: 5000 words
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Mild for "A Study in Pink"
Warnings: Slash
Disclaimer: The Holmes characters are the creation of Arthurt Conan Doyle and fall in the public domain: This version falls under the creative control of Messers Moffatt and Gatiss, and the BBC. No ownership is implied or inferred. This is done for love only.
Summary: Set after Insomnia. John is confused and upset after Sherlock backs away from him in the aftermath of their tryst, and when Sherlock notices things get a little explosive.
AN: Thank you as ever to rabidsamfan who is the best beta in the whole known world. Without your help, my dear, this fic would be considerably worse and posisbly would not have made it to publication at all.

Pimped to: sherlockbbc, 221b_slash

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